Why Guys Love Bitches

“Guys love bitches. If you ignore him he will be up your butt for sure”

    Before you get all excited and start ripping your guy a new asshole, this statement needs a little clarification. Guys do like girls with a little edge; however, when girls find this out, they tend to take it to the extreme by being rude to his face or making out with his best friend in order to win him back. Wrong and WRONG. Guys like girls that aren’t on their dicks 24/7, that have a little spunk, and maybe don’t always try to meet up with them and have a life of their own. This isn’t a “bitch,” but it’s also not a nice girl. Nice girls would be at their side all night not wanting to talk to boys because it might offend them, while the type of girl guys like is talking to whoever and not really giving any thought to what said guy thinks. Guys like independence, and when needy girls see confident, independent girls acting like this they’re all “she’s such a bitch, she’s not even paying attention to her boyfriend I would hate that!” Meanwhile, he’s loving having space and being able to do his own thing. Plus, a little jealousy never hurt anyone. Back to making out with his best friend, there is ONE thing I absolutely wish girls would understand. Guys’ brains don’t work like girls’. For one thing, they’re not psychopaths, and another, they’re much more simple. If you mastermind a whole plan to flirt with his friends and make out with them in front of him, the guy will either a) sense that you’re trying to make him jealous and deem you a lunatic (quite accurate,) or b) think you’ve moved on and back off. Guys have too much pride to go confront you or text you later about how hurt he is. He’s going move on, and probably think you’re a bit promiscuous in the end. So please, play games because no one likes a nice girl. However, play the right ones. Talk to him, talk to your friends, talk to other guys, but talk to them because you want to, not because you’re going to be staring over that guy’s shoulder that you’re talking to so you can see if the guy you like sees you talking to this guy and is jealous. You just look crazy. Have fun, and enjoy your life without revolving everything around him. If you do, boys will just fall right into your lap. And one more thing, don’t confuse this with being outright mean. Once, a guy hurt me, so I would always say little snide remarks to put him down. No one likes that, and it’s really not nice at all. So he didn’t like me, not his fault, it was probably because I was a nut case. I don’t need to try to bring him down, because it’s mean and makes me look bad. Plus, everyone wants good karma and that is not the way to go!